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The O'Reilly Factor (FOXNEWS)
O'Reilly: Mr. Dan Patchcomb, welcome to the O'Reilly Factor.
Patchcomb: Thank you.
O'Reilly: Why do you smell?
Patchcomb: Huh?
O'Reilly: What's with the gnatty hair?
Patchcomb: Wha, brah?
O'Reilly: You remind me of Al Franken.
Patchcomb: How?
O'Reilly: Because I hate you.
Patchcomb: That's harsh, brah.
O'Reilly: What the HELL is with the "brah"?!?! Leave me alone! I can smell you, and you're not even in the same room! Get your patchoulie stank ass out of our studio!!
Patchcomb: Fine. (Unintelligible) custie.
O'Reilly: GET OUT!!!
(long pause)
O'Reilly: Now, for my Talking Points segment of the show...
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